i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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