What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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