Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
