just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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