tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
you never un-have a 4some
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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