I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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