the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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