Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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