someone get that fucking seahorse.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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