living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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