The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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