Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
barbara walters just said penis...
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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