after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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