A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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