YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he shaved USA in his pubs
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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