Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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