making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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