but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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