Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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