I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We talked him into tasing himself.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
