You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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