why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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