feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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