My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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