There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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