Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My butt remains clenched, sir.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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