so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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