Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
