i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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