Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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