There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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