i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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