That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
