Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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