She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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