I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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