She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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