Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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