Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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