textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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