the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
People with herpes should wear stickers.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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