No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
No stitches, just platelets and will power
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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