Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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