Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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