i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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