I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
