Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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