I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
