he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
COCAINE IS GR8
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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