one might say we're banned from that church
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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