I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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