Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Buhtt sex?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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